“I
don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.”
(Joe
Louis)
***
Luxury
expands the mind
(Dave
West)
***
“Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better
class of enemy.”
(Spike
Milligan)
***
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich
they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want
to be.”
(Rita
Rudner)
***
“Honesty is the best policy -- when there is money
in it.”
(Mark Twain)
***
“It is in the character of very few men to honour
without envy a friend who has prospered.”
(Aeschylus)
***
“Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough
to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.”
(Ambrose
Bierce)
***
“Content makes poor men rich; discontentment makes
rich men poor.”
(Benjamin
Franklin)
***
“If you would know the value of money try to borrow
some.”
(Benjamin
Franklin)
***
“I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money,
money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.”
(Shaquille
O’Neal)
***
“The greatest luxury of riches is that they enable
you to escape so much good advice.”
(Sir
Arthur Helps)
***
“If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely
the rich would have kept it all to themselves.”
(Lane
Kirkland)
***
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't
make me happy.”
(Spike
Milligan)
***
“Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you
a more pleasant form of misery.”
(Spike
Milligan)
***
“I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day.”
(Linda
Evangelista)
***
“Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.”
(George
Burns)
***
“It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow
than to spend tonight like there's no money.”
(P.J.
O’Rourke)
***
“Wealth is any income that is at least one hundred
dollars a year more than the income of one's wife's sister's
husband.”
(H.L.
Mencken)
***
“It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!”
(Milton
Berle)
***
“The safe way to double your money is to fold it over
once and put it in your pocket.”
(Kin
Hubbard)
***
When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle
of the thing," it's the money.
(Kin
Hubbarrd)
***
“It isn't enough for you to love money— it's
also necessary that money should love you.”
(Kin
Hubbard)
***
“To be clever enough to get all the money, one must
be stupid enough to want it.”
(Gilbert
K. Chesterton)
***
“When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference
whether he is rich or poor.” (Euripides)
***
“A man who has a million dollars is as well off as
if he were rich.”
(John
Jacob Astor)
***
“I make a lot of money, but I don't want to talk about
that. I work very hard and I'm worth every cent.”
(Naomi
Campbell)
***
“Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be
reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.”
(Henny
Youngman)
***
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I
tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”
(Nick
Arnette)
***
“You can be young without money but you can't be old
without it.”
(Tennessee
Williams)
***
“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars.
The rest I just squandered.”
(George
Best)
***
“Money can't buy friends, but you got a better class
of enemy.”
(Spike
Milligan)
***
“You can't tell a millionaire's son from a billionaire's.”
(Vance
Packard)
***
”I cannot afford to waste my time making money.”
(Louis
Agassiz)
***
“I'm so naive about finances. Once when my mother
mentioned an amount and I realized I didn't understand,
she had to explain: 'That's like three Mercedes.' Then I
understood.”
(Brooke
Shields)
***
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just
look at the people he gave it to.”
(Dorothy
Parker)
***
“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life,
unless I buy something.”
(Jackie
Mason)
***
Somebody said to me, 'But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.'
That's a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down
and say, 'Now, let's write a swimming pool.'
(Paul
McCartney)
***
“The most popular labor-saving device is still money.”
(Phyllis
George)
***
“Money costs too much.”
(Ross
MacDonald)
***
“I made my money the old fashioned way. I was very
nice to a wealthy relative right before he died.”
(Malcolm
Forbes)
***
“Our incomes are like our shoes; if too small, they
gall and pinch us; but if too large, they cause us to stumble
and to trip.”
(John
Locke)
***
“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial
reasons.”
(Woody
Allen)
***
“Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries
of a large research staff to study the problem.”
(Bill
Vaughn)
***
“Economists report that a college education adds many
thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which
he then spends sending his son to college.”
(Bill
Vaughn)
***
"Esteem
money neither more nor less than it deserves, it is a good
servant and a bad master"
(Alexandre
Dumas)
***
"There
are people who have money and people who are rich"
(Coco
Chanel)
***
"Money
doesn´t make me happy, but it helps me cope with misery
quite well"
(Dave
West)
***
